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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

Training Camp Day 1: Gabriel Landeskog

(Source: pyatts)

"Would you like to play hockey with us?" "I’d love to, I’d love to, let’s go play.” (x)

(Source: glovehand)

officialpierremcguire:

lakingshockey:

hockeybroad:

I see this kid has been well-educated on fan mentality at an early age. 

Parenting done right.

(Ducks suck)

(Sharks suck)

(Blackhawks suck)

that poor child

officialunitedstates:

stigs-mexican-cousin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do u call spaghetti in mexico

espagueti

there is no joke here im just teaching you guys spanish

yo soy mexicano y esto es correcto, felicidades usuario de tumblr officialunitedstates

yes and a feliz navidad to you as well

(Source: roobbstark)

theintermediatestates:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Yeah, I probably get over six or seven erections everyday for no goddamn reason, if you don’t want to ‘take care of it’ nothing is going to happen. It just goes away. Most of the time it has nothing to do with ‘arousal’ at all. It just happens.

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❣ - an unpopular opinion I have
★ - my personal blog url
❧ - other websites i’m on
✗ - skype
♣ - my nickname
¤ - my real name
♞ - my age
✾ - tv series i love
◎ - relationship status
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❂ - post a picture of myself

(Source: blog-for-rpers)

jnealsy:

james neal staring into your soul

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

sabresinthetardis:

This is the most precious thing I have ever seen

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

<3

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

Hiiieeee. Youre perfect.

Anonymous

Awwww!!!!! Thank you very much! ❤️ this message is so lovely right now because currently my skin is breaking out and I felt pretty shitty about that. You’re the bomb!

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

(Source: petapeta)

myregularface:

Boston Bruins playoff overtime hero Matt Fraser completes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

TL